Halloween Night

Excellent decorations, Marzipants. A shame we ran out of candy :(

"So, what are you supposed to be?"
"Uh... just some guy in a Nike sweater."
"That's it? Just SOME guy in a Nike sweater?"
"Yeh."
"Not some magical sorcerer disguised as a normal person? Not a psycho in a Nike hoodie?"
"No. Just some guy in a Nike sweater."
"And how long did it take for you to come up with that clever outfit?"
"Not long."
"Fine. Now take this goddamn rocket candy and get your greedy non-existent ass off of my porch."
No. I didn't REALLY say that to him. But another glass of vino rosso and I pretty much would have.

P-Titty tried to convince the regazze that Canadian guys are PIGS for Italian accents. Well you know what will have them on their knees? Try listening to a girl babytalk to a cat in Italian.