Saturday, January 01, 2005

single nyc cabby seeks baby machine

"so where are you visiting from?"
"toronto"
"ah toronto. it is very nice. people are so nice. genuine -- in new york, it's all imitation... loose morals"
"toronto's like that. on a smaller scale."
"you seem like a nice girl. do you want children?"
"sure. 3, maybe?"
"me, i want 27 children"
"27?"
"yes i love children. it's too bad you live in toronto. you seem like a good girl"
"that's kind of you. i'm sure there are many good girls in manhattan"
"oh no. the young girls here just want to party all night and be in many relationships -- no time for children"
"they'll get tired of that"
"yes, and when they do, they won't even be nice anymore. just bitter that they're too tired to party, jumping from partner to partner. i should move to toronto"

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