Free Karma (for a special low price)
Ok, so we all have our causes. On Sunday, September 25th I'll be walking my dog to help raise money for the Toronto Humane Society. They're nice people who do nice things for animals who've had it rough. If you'd like to sponsor me (no donation is too small), just follow this link and type in my first name to search for my donation page. Not convinced? I'll give you 3 more reasons to give:
1) Instant Karma
2) Less ads that make you instantly burst out crying
3) Free cupcakes. Yes.
8 Comments:
I already got all the cupcakes I can handle
Well then no Karma for you.
cupcakes eh? now would they be filled with cream? would you be baking them in our EZ-Bake? Or would they be store bought? Could I get mine with cream cheese icing? Is there a minimum gift requirement in order to receive said cupcakes? Could you possibly prepare cupcake batter, and hand it out in bags to your sponsors -- that way, we wouldn't have to eat it right away -- and just bake it when we've got a hankering? And where did this WORD VERIFICATION thing come from? Fabulous! If I offer to scrub Mustard's jibblies and pitched in six dollars, could I substitute my cupcake for a mini cheesecake? Preferably lemon? Please and thank you.
The cupcakes will be customized to the individual. Yours will be a lemon cupcake with lavender and will be topped with pink cream cheese frosting, baked on demand.
The word demand thing is new, so I enabled Anonymous comments.
There is a minimum gift, but it depends on the individual's capacity. My uncle's $5 donation will NOT get him a cupcake. However, someone else's might.
"There is a minimum gift, but it depends on the individual's capacity. My uncle's $5 donation will NOT get him a cupcake. However, someone else's might."
-what is this, progressive cupcake taxation? commies!
Nah, commies don't donate. They rely on government support. And don't worry. Your generous gift WILL get you a cupcake.
Did I hear my name?
I bestow good karma on all because today is my bday!
Hey! How did the walk go????
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