in case you were wondering
4 enemas, 2.5 hours of surgery, 4 puncture wounds and 3 prescriptions later, i've been relegated to 2 weeks in suburbia with nothing but a dvd player and (among others) sex and the city, season 6. it's a good thing i have a lovely bouquet of flowers cheering me up (and did i mention the digicam?)!
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Do visitors get to pick your scabs under the bandages? ^_^
no, but if you're nice, i'll let you peek.
:(
The "get well soon" fairy may visit suburbia soon.
And don't worry she doesn't pick scabs.
Owww. Hope you heal quickly. Digicam? Maybe I should get one of those so people can watch live feed of me sitting in my room watching Oprah while scowling. Damn that Oprah!
Did you get to keep any souvenirs from the surgery?
Sadly, the cyst had to go to pathology for examination. I was hoping they'd send me home with a mason jar.
I think they once offered to give me the piece of scar tissue they removed from my lip when i was 12. Then again, they could have been joking and I just didn't get it. But there it was, floating in a jar of liquid... It was gross.
Get better soon, Toxic. Sorry I can't come visit you because my mom has the car in Montreal for at least the next week, if not the entire two you're going to be home. I'll call you during the day at work to make up for it.
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