as i got up to leave the streetcar today, the girl sitting across from me said, "excuse me, i've been admiring your necklace. a girlfriend of mine wants one just like it. did you get it out of the country?"
i could have lied and told her it was hand-made in south america by the wife of a sabatista or on the beach in thailand from a blind man and his monkey, but the look on her face generated by the truth was much more satisfying.
"actually, it's from aldo accessories."
i could have lied and told her it was hand-made in south america by the wife of a sabatista or on the beach in thailand from a blind man and his monkey, but the look on her face generated by the truth was much more satisfying.
"actually, it's from aldo accessories."
posted by Mariza at 9:46 PM
8 Comments:
man, I gotta come up with a post about hunting and testicles
I've got a great recipe which involves hunting for testicles ^_^
You're joking...
right?
sustenance is no joking matter
I'm sorry, what do hunting and testicles have to do with my post?
To quote the dearly-departed Lunchlady Doris, "More testicles means more iron." Studies show that girls who are iron-deficient are more sucky in math than boys. Without math, girls can't graduate from high school and lead fruitful lives. It may be difficult for them to acquire decent-paying jobs, jobs that will allow them to pay for this season's hottest accessories. For the sake of fashion, it's time we poached some pouch!
hunting and testicles:
no offense, but a post about 'shiny beads' and 'aldo accessories' is a bit high on the 'estrogen factor'... so what I mean is I gotta represent the chateau nice Y-chromosome hairy-caveman-in-basement constituency. hunting and testicles. y'know, swing that ding-dong pendulum the other way. keep this blog on an even keel... gotta represent!
The fool. She don't know Aldo Accessories.
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