Shiny floors - huzzah!
I'm a hog for the mop, I
rule the handle like a
janitorial general
I gyrate 'round the bucket like a
pig in the slop
I'm an oinker for the goop
I love it dirty, gritty, rough
I spread that tangy ammonia glop,
I eat it right up, wipe it
and rinse
--I use that shit up
I got moppin on my mind!
that grime is a crime and I
got
punishment on the brain
in every crevice I'm finding
dust and
I bust it
I lust to brush it up
I got bristles full o' clean
I got smiles for the sheen
so wipe it down real mean
cuz yo yo
I'm Queen o' the Gleam
rule the handle like a
janitorial general
I gyrate 'round the bucket like a
pig in the slop
I'm an oinker for the goop
I love it dirty, gritty, rough
I spread that tangy ammonia glop,
I eat it right up, wipe it
and rinse
--I use that shit up
I got moppin on my mind!
that grime is a crime and I
got
punishment on the brain
in every crevice I'm finding
dust and
I bust it
I lust to brush it up
I got bristles full o' clean
I got smiles for the sheen
so wipe it down real mean
cuz yo yo
I'm Queen o' the Gleam
posted by Monsieur Bonhomme at 8:41 PM
5 Comments:
I do hope it's really a mop you're referring to.
you ruin my poem with your cynical wisecracks.
no mop for you!
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I hope that's a mop you're referring to.
Something stirred in me when i read your mop poem. I think we are of like minds.
Well, at least where mopping is concerned.
~ P. Jess
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