Monday, March 28, 2005

Customer Service

If you call Tropicana's 1-800 number on Good Friday and leave a message telling them you dig the taste, someone will call you back on Easter Monday and thank you for your comments.

If you call
Buckley's 1-800 number on Good Friday and leave a message telling them you dislike the taste, no one will call you back. However, if you call them and leave a message telling them that you disagree with your roommate, and that you rather like the taste, as well as the tingling sensation it leaves in your throat, someone will call you back on Easter Monday and thank you for your comments.

If you call
Kraft's 1-800 number on Good Friday, the answering machine will tell you to call back during regular office hours. They have no voicemail. No one will call you back.

If you call
Baileys' 1-800 number on Good Friday to tell them you dig the taste and would love some recipes, you will get to speak to a real live Irish person who did not get the day off in Ireland.

1 Comments:

Blogger Monsieur Bonhomme said...

actually, the tropicana lady will send you orange juice-related recipes in the mail!

3/29/2005 11:47 PM  

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