Timotei Girl

I remember when we first met, you had beautiful blondey blonde Timotei hair. Way way back in Grade 3. You didn't know me then – but I wanted your hair.
Brass was boss because of you. Poor Mr. Mucklechuckles.
Lunch at Ben's was always a good time. That's where you showed me my first porno. The woman with the big blonde hair had even bigger sunglasses on. Sitting in the back of the limo, she pulled a diamond bracelet out of the flaps of her womanhood. Because of you, every time someone says "That's hot" or "I'm hot" or "<Anyone>'s hot" -- I say in my head "HOT WAX!" Brandy & the Brainhooks, jamming in the garage. I wish I knew where I'd kept the videotape.
I was with you when I had my first racial slur thrown at me. Right at Dufferin Station. Shaggy-haired weathered-looking dude with a cane, asking for change on the landing. He blamed me and my kind for his current situation. I was speechless. You said "OK buddy." Then we went to the Ex. Now that I am living near Dufferin I use that station often and I think of him every time I cross that landing. How long did he last?
Now here you are, all grown-up and getting married. Let's go get some tasty tripe soon!