from the trenches of Delta Bingo

Dear Avon Lady,
No I was not chewing on my lips, but biting down on them so that I could stifle my giggles as you apologized for running out of Bust-Sculpt. "Exclusive Virtual Bra Technology that forms an invisible network for additional support to the bust area to firm, sculpt, and improve your curves." Indeed. For a purveyor of beauty products, your moustache could have used a little combing. But you know what? Your eyeliner really brings out the whites of your eyes. Nicely done.
I am a horrible little girl.
L