lining up for coffee at balzac's. 3:10pm
"I'm metrosexual."
"A metro-what?"
"A metrosexual. I just had an analysis done. It means I embrace my feminine side. I have a terrific sense of style. Of course I am by no means gay."
"No, of course not."
"It doesn't mean I'm less of a man. I'm into sports – I ski, I sail, I play tennis. No football or hockey for me. I'd like to preserve my teeth."
Chuckles all around. ("Oooh Biffy, you are such a cad!")
Something tells me he didn't just think that up on the spot.
"A metro-what?"
"A metrosexual. I just had an analysis done. It means I embrace my feminine side. I have a terrific sense of style. Of course I am by no means gay."
"No, of course not."
"It doesn't mean I'm less of a man. I'm into sports – I ski, I sail, I play tennis. No football or hockey for me. I'd like to preserve my teeth."
Chuckles all around. ("Oooh Biffy, you are such a cad!")
Something tells me he didn't just think that up on the spot.
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