"my fingers are a-hurtin'..."

"i'm physically incapable... i took piano..."

"here's a book you'd like... A Million Random Digits With 100,000 Normal Deviates"

[fabio begins strumming]

135... 209.. those are some random digits that leave me feeling pretty fine
6 and there's 12 and 9

actually it can't be random if this song has to rhyme
random digits and songs don't mix

the random digits song, it goes on and on
97 followed by 635

i feel so random. and i feel alive
oooh i feel so random ooo i feel alive

"ok what do we do now?"

let's go for coffee... a little caffeine...

"so you're reading that book?'
"I'm only on page 18"
"it'll go a lot faster if you don't read adjectives"

don't read adjectives
they're so arbitrary
just read the verbs... and the nouns
and you'll still understand what's going down

adverbs are a waste of time
and so are pronouns
all you gotta read is ... "-- this isn't songs on demand!"