indulge me for a moment...
do you know what i hate? old ladies who berate me and get their panties in a huff because they can't get into the fucking opera class they want after refusing to register early. if you've been taking the same goddamn class for the past hundred years and were told you should register early because it's going to sell out this year, would you refuse, even though you've been following the same friggin' schedule year, after year, after year?
yes. you're all subscribers.
yes. you're all donors.
yes. you married well.
but don't hang up on me because you're too stubborn to follow simple instructions.
if i'm that old and miserable just lock me in a closet and send cockroaches under the door to torture me. at the rate i'm going, that'll be next week.
there. i feel cleansed.
yes. you're all subscribers.
yes. you're all donors.
yes. you married well.
but don't hang up on me because you're too stubborn to follow simple instructions.
if i'm that old and miserable just lock me in a closet and send cockroaches under the door to torture me. at the rate i'm going, that'll be next week.
there. i feel cleansed.
posted by Mariza at 11:10 PM
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if it's any comfort to you, these ladies' husbands
a) are cheating on them;
b) are closet substance-abusers;
c) sleep in separate beds
d) wear their mistresses' panties to work;
e) have to put up with them every single day.
That DOES make me feel better.
old ladies die before the young.
There has to be something in the Bible that showers disdaine(SP?)on the pompous. If so.
They are going to die
AND
go to hell
OR
piddle away in purgatory destined to relive their lives over and over understanding a little bit more each time that their lives were lived unfulfilled and unnoticed by the masses.
In this miserable existence they will reach enlightenment! And, how sweet it will feel for that brief moment!
Until, the thought was chased with the truth:
That the only person that knew their name
Was the girl that answered the phone to register them for opera class.
And, when they stopped calling.
Their name was quickly erased from her memory.
Better?
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