notice in my mailbox this morning
AUDITIONS - NON-UNION COMMERCIAL
~~ Looking for CAUCASIAN ONLY male and female.
~~ Females: Should have blonde hair between the age of 20-30 years of age.
~~ Males: Shouldn't look Italian between the age of 20-30 years of age.
~~ All dancers must be able to do tricks and lifts and also have a partner; as well be as able to do club style dancing.
pays $500/shoot day
too bad we look so ethnic.
and that we can't dance club-style.
posted by Lottie at 11:43 AM
3 Comments:
I think it must be a commercial for something italian. And they're not using any italians because it's some sort of 'nightmare what-if fantasy' like 'imagine a world with no italians...' and then there's these mangiacake fools dancing like lameass fools until their stupid jokeass world crumbles because it's so utterly non-italian and pointless and then, whango, you wake up from the nightmare and they hit you with the spaghetti sauce label!
rigatoni that, muthaf*&$ka
it's a shoe commercial... urban streetwear
streetwear? whatta shame. my idea is way better.
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