so wrong

Babies should never be this creepy-looking. Ever.

ah Mondays :)

The Mullet of Percussion Instruments

How do you tell people that you spent your day jamming with your fake band at a real recording studio, with a straight face? The place stank of stale cigarettes, beer and urine. I, having no discernable musical ability, was assigned the tambourine and the glorious cowbell. Jon played drums (and lead diva), Des the guitar and Kat, vocals. We are a rockin' fake band and total nerdiots. New word.

Sorbara out from cloud

As I predicted, the RCMP does not always get their man. And good thing they don't.

The slow slow wheels of justice.

I feel very very happy for my uncle, whose life has been a nightmare for 8 months.

As a bonus - he's riding in the Giro! Sponsor him!

well I can see why guys dig Asian girls

so you still wanna go clubbing?
sure. as soon as i find the right pair of panties
just wear a thong and a really short skirt. oh, and bleach your hair. that should do it.
ah decorum! thou art the bane of my existence!

More pretentious than Broken Social Scene, less talent than Fred Durst.

What, your Saturday afternoon was more productive?