Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Shiny floors - huzzah!

I'm a hog for the mop, I
rule the handle like a
janitorial general
I gyrate 'round the bucket like a
pig in the slop

I'm an oinker for the goop
I love it dirty, gritty, rough
I spread that tangy ammonia glop,
I eat it right up, wipe it
and rinse
--I use that shit up

I got moppin on my mind!
that grime is a crime and I
punishment on the brain
in every crevice I'm finding
dust and
I bust it
I lust to brush it up
I got bristles full o' clean
I got smiles for the sheen
so wipe it down real mean
cuz yo yo
I'm Queen o' the Gleam

Thursday, May 19, 2005

Hottie of the Week

A certain roommate recently admitted to finding this newly-single celebrity totally hot.
At this time, intervention has been deemed unnecessary.

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Definitely missing from this house's first aid kit

Licking your wounds has never been this fun.

What will YOU be doing this weekend? :)

First the Ottoman Empire, now this: