Thursday, January 26, 2006

triple dog dare

Today I put Voula's balled-up booger rag in my mouth because she dared me to.

Apparently I dress like Velma :(

Saturday, January 21, 2006

amnesia at level

Despite my protests, M and A greased the bouncers anyway and got us into the club, shortly after midnight.
M: It was great. I had fun. No one tried to dry hump me.
L: I liked how I was the only person who knew all the words to the Rick Astley songs.
M: Uh, I knew some of the words. [Sings a NKOTB song, in falsetto, instead. You know the one -- with Joey and the ferris wheel. Sigh.]
L: I'm just irked that there seems to be some kind of conspiracy, keeping me away from the Devil's Martini.
M: You're not missing out! You would have had to do a lot more than to grease these guys up to get into the bar. The bouncers there are so not polite, not like the the gentlement at Level. PLUS one of them gave A $5! Cuz he liked her DIMPLES!
L: I want dimples.

Friday, January 20, 2006

notice in my mailbox this morning

~~ Looking for CAUCASIAN ONLY male and female.
~~ Females: Should have blonde hair between the age of 20-30 years of age.
~~ Males: Shouldn't look Italian between the age of 20-30 years of age.
~~ All dancers must be able to do tricks and lifts and also have a partner; as well be as able to do club style dancing.

pays $500/shoot day
too bad we look so ethnic.
and that we can't dance club-style.

Thursday, January 19, 2006

a smoothie a day...

guess who filled the bowl this morning? ^_^

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

we should post more often.

Sunday, January 08, 2006

a wonderful gift

Dearest Fabio:
Thank you for such a memorable meal. I cannot even begin describe the scrumptulescence of the food, the amazing company, the pants... Looking forward to another 18 months of housemate bliss!

our gracious host, looking dapper in pink only on her first... Boy did we scarf that down!

Thursday, January 05, 2006

counting down...

32 hours and 47 minutes to go...

Sunday, January 01, 2006

In case you were wondering...

Elections Canada: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is someone allowed to eat a ballot?

A: Eating a ballot, not returning it or otherwise destroying or defacing it constitutes a serious breach of the Canada Elections Act. These rules are part of a system of unobtrusive checks and balances that are intended to protect the integrity of the voting process and Canadians' trust in the integrity of the electoral system.

Democracy: 1
Gluttony: 0