and you asked for it folks...

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...Opa

2nd breakfast

Pat and I ate breakfast twice today and skipped snowballs in the lake. I hope this is what retirement feels like.

good morning achey pains

lips swollen from the edamame.... 2 shots of sake and pint of beer. head throbbin big time. they tell me i'm a bigtime flirt. i almost kissed a statue with glowing red eyes. the ears made me do it. gut rot city.

greetings from manhattan

"what are you, a cat?"
"well no. but my mother is. i'm mostly canadian"
"your mother is a cat?"
"born that way, yes. but she married a canadian."
"bet you get a lot of comments with those ears"
"yes, yes i do. just trying to inject a little fun into your evening."
"what's with the cat ears anyway?"
"they keep my ears warm"
"uh-huh"
"and they put a smile on people's faces"
"yes, yes they do. enjoy your visit to the united states of america. please move down to baggage inspection"
"thank you"
"meow!"
those customs officers... like putty in my hands... never have i had so many grown men in uniform meow at me -- in fact, never have i had ANY men meow at me.

Dearest Fabio & Voula

Thank you for being the bestest bacon-loving housemates in the world.

"I thought you hated text-messaging."
"Oh I do... but I like getting them from him..."
"Riiiiiight."

a favour

"so if you ever catch me gushing about this boy, will you slap me?"
"even better, i'll tape-record it and make you listen to it over and over again."