triple dog dare

Today I put Voula's balled-up booger rag in my mouth because she dared me to.

Apparently I dress like Velma :(

amnesia at level

Despite my protests, M and A greased the bouncers anyway and got us into the club, shortly after midnight.
M: It was great. I had fun. No one tried to dry hump me.
L: I liked how I was the only person who knew all the words to the Rick Astley songs.
M: Uh, I knew some of the words. [Sings a NKOTB song, in falsetto, instead. You know the one -- with Joey and the ferris wheel. Sigh.]
L: I'm just irked that there seems to be some kind of conspiracy, keeping me away from the Devil's Martini.
M: You're not missing out! You would have had to do a lot more than to grease these guys up to get into the bar. The bouncers there are so not polite, not like the the gentlement at Level. PLUS one of them gave A $5! Cuz he liked her DIMPLES!
L: I want dimples.

notice in my mailbox this morning

AUDITIONS - NON-UNION COMMERCIAL
~~ Looking for CAUCASIAN ONLY male and female.
~~ Females: Should have blonde hair between the age of 20-30 years of age.
~~ Males: Shouldn't look Italian between the age of 20-30 years of age.
~~ All dancers must be able to do tricks and lifts and also have a partner; as well be as able to do club style dancing.

pays $500/shoot day
too bad we look so ethnic.
and that we can't dance club-style.

a smoothie a day...

guess who filled the bowl this morning? ^_^

we should post more often.

a wonderful gift

Dearest Fabio:
Thank you for such a memorable meal. I cannot even begin describe the scrumptulescence of the food, the amazing company, the pants... Looking forward to another 18 months of housemate bliss!
^_^

counting down...

32 hours and 47 minutes to go...

In case you were wondering...

Elections Canada: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is someone allowed to eat a ballot?

A: Eating a ballot, not returning it or otherwise destroying or defacing it constitutes a serious breach of the Canada Elections Act. These rules are part of a system of unobtrusive checks and balances that are intended to protect the integrity of the voting process and Canadians' trust in the integrity of the electoral system.

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Gluttony: 0